Ode to Smell | Old Spice x The Witcher

In the time of The Witcher long, long ago there was no Old Spice Swagger so everybody had B.O. Watch The Witcher on Netflix: https://www.youtube.com/c/witchernetflix TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@oldspice Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oldspice Twitter: https://twitter.com/OldSpice Subscribe to our YouTube: youtube.com/oldspice 🎵🎵🎵 THERE IS A CURSE ‘PON EVERY MAN, ACROSS THIS DARK AND DANGEROUS LAND, NO-ONE CAN RUN NO-ONE CAN HIDE FROM THE PERILS OF B.O! B.O! B.O! NOTHING WE DO WILL MAKE IT GO. OLD SPICE DOES NOT YET EXIST SO EVERYBODY SMELLS QUITE AWFUL. IN THE BATHHOUSE ONE WOULD THINK, A WITCHER COULD WASH AWAY THE STINK. BUT WITH THIS SOUP OF DIRT AND GRIME, HIS STENCH SHOULD BE A CRIME. B.O! B.O! NOTHING WE DO WILL MAKE IT GO. ARMPITS FULL OF “YUCK” AND LICE OH HOW WE LONG FOR OLD SPICE! ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE OLD SPICE WILL BE OUR SAVIOR ‘TIL THAT DAY COMES OUR PITS WILL SMELL AND OUR NOSES CONDEMNED TO A PUNGENT HELL! B.O! B.O! NOTHING WE DO WILL MAKE IT GO… BUT IN 700 YEARS WHEN THE GODS OF SMELL SEE FIT, LONG LASTING OLD SPICE WILL SAVE OUR ARMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSS!!!! 🎵🎵🎵